[ he studied tactics for years specifically to learn how to conquer Fort Haruka. when Haru turns, he relents enough to let him move freely and then latches back on, flipping the blankets up over them with his free hand and getting nice and comf right up against him. this is perfect, it's just like hugging the stuffed dolphin, only this is bigger and somehow less plush. ]

It's not my fault anyway, it's my sister's... anybody who says that urban legend about putting someone's hand in water when they're asleep isn't true never had it happen to them!

[ spoken directly in-between Haru's shoulders. ]

But it probably wouldn't work on you because the water likes you too much.