[ this is how you break a man down... with ya butt ]
O_O do u want another one?????? conditional of LMAOing congrats on the no dots!!!!
i would say yes but he hates it more than rin-chan hates anything i think lol. its probably not the way to earn his approval... i dont care about that but u might
I DIDN'T MEAN THAT!!!!!!!!!!! I mean!!! I wouldn't be opposed to another one??????????? IF YOU WANTED???????? THAT SOUNDED WEIRD PLEASE IGNORE!!!!!!!!!
If he hates it so much then why do you still call him that? He's very intimidating and even moreso since he is technically your guardian here.
[ the lightbulb is only just... starting to go off... is Rei digging this picture or... he's freaking out, he must've done something either terribly right or terribly wrong. thinking possibly right??? a...h........... oh my......... ]
its not weird.. ill send u another one
bcuz i dont give a f*ck and hes NOT my dad... hes not exempt from the chan rule just like any other friend i have!!!!!!!
[ this is embarrassing.....but he's getting another booty pic....he can't help but be excited and nervous in anticipation. what is wrong with him??? ]
What, really? Are you sure it's not weird????
He's not your father, since I think he takes care of his dog more than he provides for you, correct? Which, isn't meaning anything rude! I just meant he didn't do....dad things...
It makes you sad to go back to your house? If you're ever feeling that way, feel free to come over to my house, even if I am studying. I'll take a break if you need me to.
[ incoming more HECKA BUTT, basically this without the gratuitous donger and wet t-shirt wtf this is not redtube, lets at least leave a little room for jesus here.
also willingly ignoring the talk of home because he doesn't want to get all bummed out while he's sending ass pics to his bf ok ]
[ JDSHGDSK???? Rei cannot even function properly since he's certain that this is the most adorable and attractive person he has ever seen in his whole life. like wtf it should be illegal to be this cute???
Obviously saves, probably looks at it for five entire minutes, and then decides to reply even though Rei.exe has stopped working. ]
I enjoy this picture, thank you, but (。・//ε//・。) THIS IS MY FACE RIGHT NOW AND I CAN'T GET IT TO STOP!!!!!!!!!!!
................ I was trying to say "real" because you keep impressing me with both your looks and your personality, so sometimes it is hard to believe that you are real.
BECAUSE THOSE PHOTOGRAPHS ARE ????? REALLY GOOD!!!!!!!!!! AND MAKING ME FEEL WEIRD LIKE I THINK I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK!!!!!!!!!
I'm serious!!! And yes, I would believe that because I've told you that you're very photogenic when you retake all of those self portraits and then end up liking the first one more!
BUT IT'S YOU AND YOU'RE DOING THAT AND TAKING IT JUST FOR ME AND????????????? HOW???????????????????
"how" llolololoolo;lkfj wooooooowwwwwww is it really that special??? i think u should b sending me one then!!! im missing out on something great it sounds like!!!!!!
it would b only fair, and besides u can change into something else and then back to ur pjs when ur done!!! like im still sitting around in those shorts rn lol its freezing
[ actually he is, still sitting around in those shorts ]
Definitely a perk....THIS IS EMBARRASSING THOUGH!!!
What should I change into? I don't have anything that accents my behind quite like those shorts do on you. I'm unsure if I can even compare to those. Please get a blanket, Nagisa-kun!!!!!
[ his selfie in a full length mirror looks prob like this except that he's shirtless and wearing boxers instead. He also sends this twice because he's not sure if Nagisa got it or not. this probably took way over 10 minutes to do since he had to find the perfect angle to take this under. ]
[ OH................. OH OK.. OK... AIGHT... OK... OK... WOW AIGHT. wow. immediately claps his phone against his chest and looks around like someone's going to peek over his shoulder and see this?!?! but he's alone in his room and even his spider is asleep, for crying out loud. saves this, makes it his background, etc holy shit. ]
YES I GOT IT WOw U LOO K AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!! GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZ
I think I sent the right one, since it was a lot of work to get the correct angle for you.
You're flattering me too much, Nagisa-kun, since I feel like I would look a lot better if I posed without having to work this camera on my phone. DO YOU REALLY ENJOY IT THAT MUCH???????????
[ it's like 2? years of crazy fantasies all just came true and are forever memorialized as the background on his phone forever................ god help anyone that ever glances at his phone unattended tho ]
YES YES YES I DO >//////////////< now i c y u freaked out GEEZ WOW
[ knowing Nagisa, it will be Rin to see it first, rip. Rei would do the same but he knows better to not set that kind of photo as his background....as much as he wants to. ]
I KNOW!!!!!!!!!! Mine is not as near as perfect as yours since you are a master at taking photographs of yourself!!!!!!!
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O_O do u want another one?????? conditional of LMAOing congrats on the no dots!!!!
i would say yes but he hates it more than rin-chan hates anything i think lol. its probably not the way to earn his approval... i dont care about that but u might
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I DIDN'T MEAN THAT!!!!!!!!!!! I mean!!! I wouldn't be opposed to another one??????????? IF YOU WANTED????????
THAT SOUNDED WEIRD PLEASE IGNORE!!!!!!!!!
If he hates it so much then why do you still call him that? He's very intimidating and even moreso since he is technically your guardian here.
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its not weird.. ill send u another one
bcuz i dont give a f*ck and hes NOT my dad... hes not exempt from the chan rule just like any other friend i have!!!!!!!
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What, really? Are you sure it's not weird????
He's not your father, since I think he takes care of his dog more than he provides for you, correct? Which, isn't meaning anything rude! I just meant he didn't do....dad things...
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anyway brb im takin that pic
[ B( he'll never call ssk daddy ]
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If you're ever feeling that way, feel free to come over to my house, even if I am studying. I'll take a break if you need me to.
Alright.....
[ ANTICIPATION....MORE BUTT PICS. ]
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also willingly ignoring the talk of home because he doesn't want to get all bummed out while he's sending ass pics to his bf ok ]
。^‿^。
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Obviously saves, probably looks at it for five entire minutes, and then decides to reply even though Rei.exe has stopped working. ]
I enjoy this picture, thank you, but (。・//ε//・。) THIS IS MY FACE RIGHT NOW AND I CAN'T GET IT TO STOP!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW AR EYDOU FRREWAL????????????
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wat r u trying to say?????
[ it would be a big fat huge lie to say that he isn't COMPLETELY soaking up this attention like a sponge... thank for being a leo. ]
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I was trying to say "real" because you keep impressing me with both your looks and your personality, so sometimes it is hard to believe that you are real.
BECAUSE THOSE PHOTOGRAPHS ARE ????? REALLY GOOD!!!!!!!!!! AND MAKING ME FEEL WEIRD LIKE I THINK I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK!!!!!!!!!
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can u believe i only took 1 take for both of those???
[ YOU FUCKING LIE, YOU TOOK 2 TAKES. (32, maybe) ]
DONT FREAK OUT REI-CHAN!!! its just me!!!!
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I'm serious!!! And yes, I would believe that because I've told you that you're very photogenic when you retake all of those self portraits and then end up liking the first one more!
BUT IT'S YOU AND YOU'RE DOING THAT AND TAKING IT JUST FOR ME AND????????????? HOW???????????????????
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is it really that special??? i think u should b sending me one then!!! im missing out on something great it sounds like!!!!!!
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What.
What????
You really want me to???? But I'm wearing my pajamas right now???? It wouldn't be as cute as yours.
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it would b only fair, and besides u can change into something else and then back to ur pjs when ur done!!!
like im still sitting around in those shorts rn lol its freezing
[ actually he is, still sitting around in those shorts ]
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What should I change into? I don't have anything that accents my behind quite like those shorts do on you. I'm unsure if I can even compare to those.
Please get a blanket, Nagisa-kun!!!!!
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[ this is more fun than it is embarrassing, how can he freak out... he's lmaoing his ass off again ]
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You see me in my swimsuit every day almost though...
NOTHGING???????????
NAGISA-DKUN/?? THATG BETTER BE A JOKE WE'RE NOT TO THAT STARGE IN THE RELAITSONHIP YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BR.B.. I'GM GOING TO TAKE THSI PUCTURE IN SOME KIND FOF CLOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!
[ aka probably his boxers, tbh. ]
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[ no comment on the "joke"... he probably would have actually died a hundred deaths if that came to pass though. ]
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Did you get it??????
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YES I GOT IT WOw U LOO K AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!! GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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You're flattering me too much, Nagisa-kun, since I feel like I would look a lot better if I posed without having to work this camera on my phone.
DO YOU REALLY ENJOY IT THAT MUCH???????????
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YES YES YES I DO
>//////////////< now i c y u freaked out GEEZ WOW
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I KNOW!!!!!!!!!! Mine is not as near as perfect as yours since you are a master at taking photographs of yourself!!!!!!!
PLUS YOU'RE JSUT LIKE WOW ANYWAY????????
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