[ Today was the big day for Rei, or so he thought, since he was set up for an interview for some place that he didn't know and that Nagisa couldn't even tell him who this interviewer was either. The whole thing seemed suspicious to him, but he had to trust Nagisa on this (a big mistake on his part.) Even so, here he was, standing outside in his swimsuit as instructed by Nagisa, but he had a purple jacket on since he thought it was still too chilly to be walking around in just a swimsuit anyway. He just hoped this wasn't some weird swimsuit model job and if it was, he was walking away.
Rei had his arms folded and he was looking around, not even sure who to look for at this point, but surely the interviewer would recognize the nerd in his swimsuit, right? They were late...Was there even an interview to begin with--or was this just some prank that Nagisa pulled... Rei would give the guy another 15 minutes, and if he wasn't here by then, he would text Nagisa or call him about this.]
[ Nagisa had been looking forward to trolling Rei from pretty much the moment the idea had been conceived, but even he understands the value of being patient when the time calls for it. other than telling Rin, he'd kept the entire thing to himself and given nothing away, and even very purposely makes Rei wait a few extra minutes before he shows up. just to take him more off guard than he's already going to be, standing out in the cold in his swimsuit waiting for an interview he knows nothing about.
when he arrives it's in his Club Penguin uniform, suit vest and bow tie and all, and a pair of super serious secret agent shades (the brown ones, because color). hands in his vest pockets, he is the picture of casual and awesome.
internally he is peeing in his soul from laughing so hard. ]
[ Rei was getting cold, but he knew he had to bear this for a bit longer, and hopefully this guy would be here soon, right? He was already nervous enough as it is, and this interviewer being a few minutes late was enough to put Rei on edge and about to die from how nervous he was, or so he thought. Finally, he saw some guy in shades walking up, which he assumed to be his interviewer, and he adjusted his posture from crossing his arms and looking like a pouting teen to a professional, together future employee, or well, as professional as he can look in a swimsuit.
Although, when the guy in shades got closer, he definitely recognized the outline, hair, and face. What was Nagisa doind here so early? Why was he dressed so formally too? Rei didn't quite understand what was doing on just yet, but he looked like he was done already.]
Nagisa-kun?! What are you doing here so early? We're supposed to meet after my interview, if the guy shows up.
That's funny, he isn't here yet? Well, it's not important! I can interview you until he gets here.
[ slowly pushing the shades up onto the top of his head and giving Rei a solid glance-over. like he hasn't seen all this and a bag of chips a hundred times before. OK, THIS IS VERY PROFESSIONAL, YOUR LOOKS ARE HALF YOUR GODDAMN PRESENTATION WHEN GETTING A JOB ALRIGHT ]
So you actually wore the swimsuit! That's good, you took my advice. I know he'll be pleased!
Interview me until he gets here? I thought he was going to be the one hiring me.
[ Rei still doesn't get it, and honestly he had a worried look on his face when Nagisa looked him over like that. He folded his arms in attempt to cover himself more, even if he was already wearing a jacket--the nerd didn't zip it up ok. ]
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action-the swimsuit interview
Rei had his arms folded and he was looking around, not even sure who to look for at this point, but surely the interviewer would recognize the nerd in his swimsuit, right? They were late...Was there even an interview to begin with--or was this just some prank that Nagisa pulled... Rei would give the guy another 15 minutes, and if he wasn't here by then, he would text Nagisa or call him about this.]
(law & order DUNDUN sound)
when he arrives it's in his Club Penguin uniform, suit vest and bow tie and all, and a pair of super serious secret agent shades (the brown ones, because color). hands in his vest pockets, he is the picture of casual and awesome.
internally he is peeing in his soul from laughing so hard. ]
Hey, Rei-chan.
the face of done
Although, when the guy in shades got closer, he definitely recognized the outline, hair, and face. What was Nagisa doind here so early? Why was he dressed so formally too? Rei didn't quite understand what was doing on just yet, but he looked like he was done already.]
Nagisa-kun?! What are you doing here so early? We're supposed to meet after my interview, if the guy shows up.
rip
[ slowly pushing the shades up onto the top of his head and giving Rei a solid glance-over. like he hasn't seen all this and a bag of chips a hundred times before. OK, THIS IS VERY PROFESSIONAL, YOUR LOOKS ARE HALF YOUR GODDAMN PRESENTATION WHEN GETTING A JOB ALRIGHT ]
So you actually wore the swimsuit! That's good, you took my advice. I know he'll be pleased!
reis dumb im sorry
[ Rei still doesn't get it, and honestly he had a worried look on his face when Nagisa looked him over like that. He folded his arms in attempt to cover himself more, even if he was already wearing a jacket--the nerd didn't zip it up ok. ]
Why are you looking at me like that?